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Markimash:You Have A British Accent, Never Shut Up

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You Have A British Accent, Never Shut Up

"Yami?" Mark called.

"What?" Aaron replied in his heavy British accent that Mark loved to make fun of yet he also loved hearing. The British accent that made a simple word such as "What" sound like "Wot"

"Nothing, I was just testing my voice" He said and chuckled to cover it up; Yamimash only joined him in his laughter. They were supposed to be focusing at the game at hand but usually their talks would distract them and they would let it happen just for a few laughs.

"Damn it Ma'k" Yami rubbed his face as his character died and respwaned at the beginning of the map. The other youtuber was glad and thankful only Aaron was able to see his face right now and that they weren't recording, they were playing another Gmod horror map just for the fun of it. He wouldn't want the thousand or possibly millions of fans to see the look on his face right now. "Wha' ? Wha' are you smiling about? You think it's funny tha' I died? I have to fuckin' run all the way back now, you better wait or me!"

"I think it's hilarious and I'm moving, waiting for you would take forever see ya!" With that Mark led his character forward and ignored the other man.
"Oh, that's so like you Ma'k jus' run and leave me, that's what you would do in real life" Of course the two were joking about it and they laughed it off.

"You're right I probably would"

"Now I have to run all the way back can't we jus' respwan nearby? Why do they have to send us all the way back?"

"I don't know how you do it in Britain-land but in good old America you have to sweat to get where you want, now get your butt here. I decided to be nice and wait for you but I'm only giving you 30 seconds"

Aaron rolled his eyes and sighed, he never told Mark but his comments about Britain really bothered him, it was his country after all, you wouldn't feel good if someone insulted your country would you? Mark was a bit of a racist sometimes but as usual Aaron just shrugged it off.

"How close are you now? I reached 15 in counting by the way"

"Close, jus' don't leave me behind" Yamimash said his voice almost pleading which made Mark laugh; he loved hearing that weakness in Yami's voice. He was an easy person to scare. "I'm here, I'm here!" He appeared behind Mark and the both went on their way.

Silence took over the two and Mark cleared his throat lightly. "How long do you think this game is?" He asked in hope to open another small conversation between him and his British companion.

"I don't know, possibly closin' in on the end? How long have we been runnin'?"

Mark looked down at the computer's watch. "Thirty minutes, so yeah we're probably closing in on the end I guess, would be a shame if one of us died" He faked an evil laugh and shot Yamimash's character once.

"Ow! Stop it Ma'k! I'm quitting if you hit me again! I swear to god!"

"Aw go ahead quit you big baby, do it, I'm gonna win this thing by myself" Mark said and ended his sentence with a fake British like laugh, annoying Aaron was on his daily agenda and he loved every second of it.

"Stop it! It's not funny!"

"It is to me"

Again Aaron shrugged off Mark's attempt to annoy him, his eyes narrowed as he saw a dark figure not too far in the distance in front of his character. "Wh-What's that? There is somethin'there"

"Well go check it out then what are you standing here for?"

"Why don't you go? I was the one who had to make that long run the last time"

"How about we just approach it together? On the count of three?"

"O-okay, I'm going to trust you on this one" Aaron gulped holding on to his keyboard and waiting for Mark to start counting.

Mark was a bit disappointed when Yamimash said what he did, he was planning on counting to three and letting the other man run by himself then laugh at him when he finds out. But Yami said that he trusted him so he just couldn't do it. "One," He started and they both moved forward just a bit. "Two… Three! Go!" And they ran towards the dark figure that turned around in a sudden making both men scream, Aaron basically hiding his character behind Mark's.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!" He yelled, panic taking over him and he almost let go of the shift button to make the character sprint. The shadow of the dark figure seemed to grow bigger, its mouth opening and devoured both mark's and Yamimash's characters even though they tried to escape but to no avail.

Yamimash hid his face with the keyboard as he screamed; Mark had stopped freaking out a while ago while Aaron was still trying to comprehend what was going on. "Yami!" He called his friend.

"Wha'? Is it over? Are we dead?" Aaron slowly lowered the keyboard and looked at the screen that now had a black screen with "The end, Thank you or playing" Written in the middle. "That's it? Bloody jumpscares man! I fuckin' hate jumpscares"

"You hate a lot of things"

Yamimash nodded before taking a sip of tea, which was something he always made for himself while playing horror games, a cup of tea to relax him, he was glad he hadn't knocked the cup on the ground while being scared. "Now wha'?"

Mark leaned back against his chair and fixed his headphones. "Now you just talk"

Aaron blinked before putting down his cup. "Sorry?"

"Talk, you have a British accent, you should never shut up" Mark shrugged.

"I thought you hated British accents" Aaron rested back on his chair as well, after being terrified half to death he was now finally relaxing. "Wha' made you change your mind?"

"I never said I hated them, it's pleasing to my ears" Mark replied and Yamimash thought he was being sarcastic at first but then he saw how relaxed Mark became when he started talking. They started opening random conversations, this was unusual, Mark had usually made fun of British people and their accents but now he just sat and enjoyed it like it was the most beautiful sound in the world.

"Okay, I played along for long enough now, wha' are you hidin'? Are you secretly recording this? And you're gonna start makin' fun of me any minute now?"

Mark shook his head and laughed. "It wasn't too long ago that you said you trust me, what happened to that trust?"

"It's just… suspicious"

"That I like your voice and your British accent?"

"Wha'?! You NEVER liked my accent before, Are you okay Ma'k?"

"I'm perfectly fine"

"You're scaring me"

"Good, I like scaring you"

"Ma'k! Stop it! It's not funny anymore okay?"

"Chill, all this because I'm praising you?"

Yamimash took a long drink and put the cup down. "Fine then, I guess I should be nice, thank you"

"Finally, Jesus Christ"

"Say it one more time and I'll believe you"

Mark chuckled before shrugging. "Say what?"

"That you like British accents"

"I don't like British accents" Mark said and there was a pause, he saw the visible disappointment on Aaron's face even though the British male tried hiding it, then he continued. "I just like your British accent"

"You know that makes no sense right?" Aaron removed his hands from the tea cup, it was either the tea was getting cold or everything around him was suddenly hot, making his face goes red.

"Aha, sure, what's that? You're shy? Are you blushing? Aw isn't that cute?"

"Stop it!" When Mark noticed the blush it made Yami's face turn "even redder and he hid his face in his hands."I'm leaving" He blindly searched for the off button on his webcam.

"Oh maybe we should have recorded this after all, let the world see the oh so shy Yamimash"

Aaron rolled his eyes before placing his hand on the off button on the webcam. "Bye Ma'k" With that he turned off the cam leaving Mark grinning, he was satisfied with his actions, and he leaned forward and closed his own cam. He couldn't wait till the next time he would collaborate with Aaron; he would totally make him blush in front of his fans, then he would blame it all on the British accent.

END
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Sometimes these one-shots are too cute and I just can't come up with a good comment 😆